"Youngish men have got it all wrong. But the younger ones are worse. They've got haircuts now. Quirky, angular, idiosyncratic haircuts; haircuts like elaborate designer lampshades; haircuts they've downloaded off the internet. Some of them wear eyeliner. Presumably they're aiming somewhere between Russell Brand and Marc Bolan, but somehow end up resembling Muppet Baby incarnations of Danny the dealer from Withnail and I.
"Jesus Christ. That's another popular look: Jesus Christ. I went to a gig the other day and saw at least 18 Christs... At one point, three of them stood in a corner chatting to each other. I thought I'd stumbled across a religious triptych. God knows what they were talking about. Eyeliner tips, probably."
Chortle.
As a guilt-free New Year treat, please enjoy this picture of Jared Leto by Erin Patrice O'Brien.
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